no website?
that's the
problem.
$ what_we_do
→ we build small business websites. one page if that's all you need. a few more if you sell things or have a menu. the brief is the same either way: looks like a real business, loads on a phone, shows up on google when somebody types your town and what you do.
$ how_it_works
→ a ten minute call. you tell us what you actually do — not the linkedin version, the version you'd give a cousin. we write it up, find or shoot the photos, point a domain at it, and send you a link in a few days. need a change? email problem@thatstheproblem.com. that's the entire interface.
$ why_us
→ you will not log into a portal. you will not be "onboarded." there is no dashboard, no kickoff call, no quarterly business review. we send you a website. if it's wrong, we change it. if it's right, we leave you alone.
$ how_it_runs
-
01
we call
→ ten minutes. you describe the business the way you'd describe it to a cousin.
-
02
we build
→ words, photos, domain pointed. no portal. no kickoff deck. no calls.
-
03
we ship
→ link in your inbox in 1–3 days. live, mobile, on google.
$ in_production
-
42
sites shipped
-
1.8
avg days to live
-
0
portals to log into
-
1
email between us
→ cafes · restaurants · contractors · plumbers · landscapers · detailers · barbers · tattoo artists · photographers · dentists · physical therapists · therapists · accountants · lawyers · realtors.
$ pricing
→ pick a size. add tune-ups at checkout if you want us to keep it ranking.
→ agencies charge $5k+ and a six-month timeline. we charge once and ship in days.
[ ch 02 ]
single page
$500 / once
→ one-pager. hero, contact, done.
- hero + about + contact
- mobile-tested, fast on 4g
- domain pointed for you
- google business profile linked
[ ch 03 ]
most picked
small business
$1,500 / once
→ 5–7 pages. home, about, services, contact, etc.
- 5–7 pages, written for you
- contact form + spam filter
- basic seo + sitemap
- google business profile setup
[ ch 04 ]
shop
$3,000 / once
→ small business + ordering, booking, or payments.
- everything in small business
- stripe checkout or square booking
- menu / product catalog
- order or booking confirmations
- customer email receipts
→ optional monthly: tune-ups · $99/mo · seo, content edits, uptime monitoring. tick the box at checkout — or see what's included →
[ guarantee ] free revisions for 14 days. don't like it? you don't pay. that's the entire policy.
$ questions
- how long until it's live?
- → usually 1–3 days from the call. faster if you have your info and photos ready. slower if you want a shop with 80 products.
- do you handle the domain?
- → yes. we register a new one or point your existing one. you stay the owner — you'll just get a tiny invoice from cloudflare for ~$10/yr.
- what about hosting?
- → first year is on us. after that, $9/mo or self-host — your call. we hand you the source files either way.
- what if i want changes later?
- → email problem@thatstheproblem.com. we change it. usually same-day for small stuff. no portal. no ticket queue.
- do i own the site?
- → yes. it's yours. we send you the source files when we ship it. take it elsewhere any time.
- do you do (insert big-agency thing)?
- → no. no portals, no dashboards, no kickoff decks, no quarterly business reviews. one site, one email, ship it.